Wild and Crazy Pants

2 pairs of equally awful looking plaid bell bottom pants, one with various blues, and one with greys, browns, and beiges. These pants fit as though they were perfectly tailored for whoever wears them (think sisterhood of the travelling pants). Your ass and crotch have never looked so good!

Individually, the pants will distract your opponent causing them to roll at a disadvantage at the start of an encounter (first roll only).

If both wearers of the pants are next to each other, the pair can team up for an ultimate attack. The pair will begin to spastically gyrate allowing them to roll at advantage (each person rolls, and the highest roll counts for both) due to the confusion of all that plaid moving around. They will then forcibly thrust into their opponent causing blunt force trauma due to their perfectly packaged packages. You each deal 4d4 + str (8d4 total) damage, and the opponent is incapacitated for their next attack.

They must be next to each other, and the attack will take place during the character’s turn that goes last. The character that has the higher initiative roll will delay his attack in the round.

Usable once per encounter.

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